My Teddy Boy Trump And The Slashers

I went to primary school — were talking about the U.K. now — with a boy who, unfortunately, had the surname Trump. I say unfortunately because in England the word ‘trump’ is slang for ‘passing wind.’

So you can imagine that the young lad Trump — David Trump — came in for a lot of stick or to put it more politely, a lot of leg pulling, because…